Chris Benoit

"It's confusing.  I don't understand things like this.  I don't know if I ever will.  I know he'd be hot at me for crying.  But I can't help it.  I just love that guy.  I'm going to miss him."
-Edge

Do It Again?

"No matter what, I came out here and I tried to give you guys as much as I had every single night. And you guys gave it right back to me. If you ask me if I'd do it all again... In a heartbeat!"
-Edge

Randy Orton

"No, but I did think you needed to know something.  I didn't comeback after being out for over a year to be a statistic on a Randy Orton t-shirt.  I mean it's a nice little t-shirt you got there.  But ah, I got something better to wear.  And I got you figured Randy, I got you all figured out.  You have some serious self-confidence issues.  Yeah, I mean, you're like a little kid.  You always need approval.  But I get it, I feel your pain Randy.  See I'd have some self-confidence issues if my dad made his living be Rowdy Roddy Piper's personal bitch.  And if ole Cowboy Bob had worn a condom instead of a cast all those years, then we wouldn't even be having this conversation."
-Edge

Stupidity

"Michael Cole, you've been the epitome of stupid since 1997. I'd rather listen to a recording of Jim Ross then listen to a live you."
-Edge, professional wrestler