Cleavage

 "Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun.  You don't stare at it, it's too risky.  You get a sense of it and     you look away."
-Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld

Ping Pong

"I would've been friends with Stalin if he had a ping pong table."
-Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld

Latex Salesman

"And you want to be my latex salesman."
-Jerry Seinfeld

Not A Lesbian

"I'm not a lesbian.  I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian."
-Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Elaine Benes on "Seinfeld"

Lesbians

"When I see lesbians looking at me they think "that's why I am not a heterosexual."
-Jason Alexander as George Costanza on "Seinfeld"

Paying For Breakfast

"Why do I always have to pay for breakfast?  What am I made of money?  Bunch of deadbeats."
-Jerry Seinfeld on "Seinfeld"

For Fifty Dollars

"For fifty dollars, I'd put my face in their soup and blow."
-Jason Alexander as George Costanza on "Seinfeld"

Bringing Them Back

"That's great... I drive them to lesbianism and he brings them back."
-Jason Alexander on George Costanza "Seinfeld"