Lil Wayne

"Anyone watching "Tosh.0" can see that even a retard can do Lil Wayne's job."
-Corvis Fear

Matt and Jeff Hardy

"I find Jeff and Matt Hardy's downward spiral of horrible life decisions MUCH more entertaining then any of their matches."
-Corvis Fear

Worrying

"Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it's not going to get you anywhere."
-Corvis Fear, professional wrestler