Face Talking

"I can hear your face talking.  We're even."
-Mayim Bialik as Amy Farrah Fowler on The Big Bang Theory

Catty Bitch

"You sure you don't fit in?  You sound like a catty bitch to me."
-Simon Helberg as Howard Wolowitz on The Big Bang Theory

Make Fun

"Go ahead, make fun.  You can't embarrass me.  I've got a beautiful girlfriend and a dog who loves me so much she drinks my bathwater."
-Kunal Nayyar as Rajesh Koothrappali on The Big Bang Theory

Sex Before Sheldon and I

"They're going to have sex before Sheldon and I.  I knew it."
-Miyam Bialik as Amy Farrah Fowler on The Big Bang Theory

Compromises

"My compromises are about which bedspread to buy or whose turn it is to do my laundry.  Bernadette's or my mom's."
-Simon Helberg as Howard Wolowitz on The Big Bang Theory

Lesbians

"You know however when you and I would try to hit on women in bars and they'd blow us off and than we'd tell each other they are probably gay?  It's like that time except this time it's true."
-Kunal Nayyar as Rajesh Koothrappali on The Big Bang Theory

Chantilly Cream

"You don't want to put a bit of that in your mouth without trying my homemade Chantilly Cream.  Yeah, okay, that time I heard it."
-Kunal Nayyar as Rajesh Koothrappali on The Big Bang Theory

Sickeningly Sweet

"That is the most sickeningly sweet thing I've ever experienced. And I'm sipping Kool-Aid through a Red Vine."
-Jim Parsons as Sheldon Cooper on "The Big Bang Theory" on The Big Bang Theory

Show's Over

"I said ta-da, show's over."
-Jim Parsons as Sheldon Cooper on The Big Bang Theory

Mad

"I'm mad at you. I hate myself, I'm mad at you."
-Kunal Nayyar as Rajesh Koothrappali on The Big Bang Theory

Icicle

"There's no time for a crossbow, find me an icicle."
-Simon Helberg as Howard Wolowitz on The Big Bang Theory

Noob

"Level three and she thinks she's rich.  What a noob."
-Jim Parsons as Sheldon Cooper on Big Bang Theory

Punched

"Sheldon tried to take the ring and I punched him."
-Kayley Cuoco as Penny on "The Big Bang Theory"

Magic Chickens

"I made chicken.  I hope it isn't one of those animals that you think is magic!"
-Laurie Metcalf as Mary Cooper in "The Big Bang Theory"

Irony

"He's ironically challenged."
-Johnny Galecki as Leonard Hofstadter on the "Big Bang Theory"

Holy Crap

"Holy crap on a cracker."
-Kayley Cuoco as Penny on  "Big Bang Theory"

Martha Stewart

"I'm pretty sure that Martha Stewart never got naked in a room full of fat Japanese guys."
-Johnny Galecki as Leonard Hofstadter on "The Big Bang Theory"

Only Friend, Auquaman

"Oh please, I'm the only person you call when you have no other options.  If we were the Justice League, I would be Aquaman."
-Kunal Nayyar as Rajesh Koothrappali on "The Big Bang Theory"

Bacon

"You ever notice when he thinks real hard it smells like bacon?"
Simon Helberg as Howard Wolowitz on "The Big Bang Theory"

Wackadoodle?

"Boy I love him.  He is one serious wackadoodle."
-Kayley Cuoco as Penny on the "Big Bang Theory"