Cleavage

 "Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun.  You don't stare at it, it's too risky.  You get a sense of it and     you look away."
-Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld

Ping Pong

"I would've been friends with Stalin if he had a ping pong table."
-Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld

Latex Salesman

"And you want to be my latex salesman."
-Jerry Seinfeld

Paying For Breakfast

"Why do I always have to pay for breakfast?  What am I made of money?  Bunch of deadbeats."
-Jerry Seinfeld on "Seinfeld"

Metrosexual

"Is this a new gender now?"
-Jerry Seinfeld, comedian