Own Up

"Being a seriously misinformed asshole is one thing, but if you're called on your inaccuracies... own it, and apologize."
-Jonny Paula

Food Commercials

"When you're hungry, food commercials can be torture. When you're full, they're just disgusting."
-Jonny Paula

Staples Merchandise

"It's like a super dome of shitty Staples merchandise."
-Jonny Paula

No Air Conditioning

"The air condition doesn't work anymore. And in the middle of June as we approach the summer equinox, it's like being in a fucking sauna right now. It's terrible!"
-Jonny Paula

Throwing A Balloon

"It's like throwing a water balloon at Auqaman. It's just silly."
-Jonny Paula

Flamers In The Rear

"We have flamers in the rear. I repeat, we have flamers in the rear."
-Jonny Paula

Luke Thomas

"Luke Thomas, fuck off."
-Jonny Paula, full-time YouTube camera operator, video editor, and owner of Ideo Productions