Saturday, December 4, 2010

Randy Orton

"No, but I did think you needed to know something.  I didn't comeback after being out for over a year to be a statistic on a Randy Orton t-shirt.  I mean it's a nice little t-shirt you got there.  But ah, I got something better to wear.  And I got you figured Randy, I got you all figured out.  You have some serious self-confidence issues.  Yeah, I mean, you're like a little kid.  You always need approval.  But I get it, I feel your pain Randy.  See I'd have some self-confidence issues if my dad made his living be Rowdy Roddy Piper's personal bitch.  And if ole Cowboy Bob had worn a condom instead of a cast all those years, then we wouldn't even be having this conversation."
-Edge

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