UFC Buying Strikeforce

"UFC buying Strike Force is huge news. Lets see if Rick Martel and Tito Santana can get it done in the octagon!"
-Jeremy Borash

Sex Offender Registry For Mascots

"Starting a sex offender registry for team mascots in sports. Philly Phanatic is first on the list. Look at him. Total perv."
-Jeremy Borash

Golden Girl Blanche

"Golden Girl Blanche was cougar before cougar was cool."
-Jeremy Borash

Puppy Bowl

"Placing illegal bets online for the Puppy Bowl. If the shih tzu/bulldog parlay pays off, I'll hump someone's leg."
-Jeremy Borash

Christmas Card

"Somewhat flattered to get a Christmas card from Amy Winehouse. Should probably send it to forensics before opening."
-Jeremy Borash

Twilight

"Can't decide on Team Jacob or Team Edward. In other news... please kill me."
-Jeremy Borash

Cock And Balls

"I pitched a new tag team. "Red Rooster" Terry Taylor and Balls Mahoney collectively known as... Cock and Balls! (I bow in comedic satisfaction)"
-Jeremy Borash, TNA backstage interview, host of Spin Cycle and TNA Today