Friday, June 24, 2011

Useless Shit

"Let's see what we got. There is a piece of paper with a kiss on it.  That's great. There is a receipt for jewelry coming to ten pounds.  An empty wrapper.  That's great...  A Post-It Note.   That's sweetness... What's this?  Is this birth control?  Microgynon.  Oh no, it's from Beyer.  Microgynon. That sounds like a birth control product.  There is a bag for... What the fuck?  Why do you send me useless shit?  Oh, that would explain it...  There's a picture of Matrix Devonshire.  There's also a newspaper.  Well that's graphic.  There is a headline for bin Laden and he drew in a penis next to it.  You can imagine where it is.  I won't tell you if you can't.  Another newspaper... Thanks Sheridan, really wish I had that candy..
-Jory Caron

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