"Let's see what we got. There is a piece of paper with a kiss on it. That's great. There is a receipt for jewelry coming to ten pounds. An empty wrapper. That's great... A Post-It Note. That's sweetness... What's this? Is this birth control? Microgynon. Oh no, it's from Beyer. Microgynon. That sounds like a birth control product. There is a bag for... What the fuck? Why do you send me useless shit? Oh, that would explain it... There's a picture of Matrix Devonshire. There's also a newspaper. Well that's graphic. There is a headline for bin Laden and he drew in a penis next to it. You can imagine where it is. I won't tell you if you can't. Another newspaper... Thanks Sheridan, really wish I had that candy..
-Jory Caron
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