"Next piece of mail is Microwave Product Digest. Always excited to get this one, than I finally opened it up and looked through it. There are no microwaves in this. Now there maybe things in there that do "microwave" stuff. It's kind of like if you were attracted to women and they sent you just pictures of severed legs. I mean, I guess some people might have a fetish for that. But I don't want to see my microwaves split in half. That sounds weird. Just think about how sexy a microwave could be if it was professionally photographed. It could be really sexy. Maybe the door is open just a flirty little bit. Yeah, yeah! Like, what am I supposed to do with that. I don't even know what part that is. What is that? Is that supposed to arouse me? I don't know. Cover it up. That's disgusting."
-Jory Caron
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