"I've heard that figure before, but I'm skeptical. How the fuck do they know? Was there one guy who spent years with his nose up people's arseholes? If that's the case, it's a good job he didn't include me in that sample, or he'd end up with a Purple fucking Heart. I supposed the bigger question is, "Why does anyone care?" We all fart. All of us. Even when Hillary Clinton is make a speech the U.N. or whatever, she probably sneaks a couple out. So stop worrying and let it rip."
-Ozzy Osbourne, singer-songwriter and member of Black Sabbath
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